Me: So, you know Tania?
Caroline: The one that flies?

If I had written a letter to the ten year-old child I was... it would say...

Damn. You're kinda retarded. Buy more tissue....

Yeah.

So.. LJ's being a bitch cake about posting pictures....

I have been naming inatimate objects for as long as I can remember. Mostly my umbrellas though. The family t.v. has a name. And so does the fridge. Sadly, I have not yet named my cell phone. I don't know why either. Usually it takes me two seconds to name my objects. Like my duck umbrella. His name is Clark Dikinpus. And my black umbrella is B.L. Blark. And the t.v. is Clyde. And the fridge is Francesca....

I KNOW! I name my cell phone Corniperus! After Tania. Or maybe I should name it Ridicudonculous. Or better yet, Piece of Shit. But I've already named my inscence holder Piece o' Dat. Long story.

Pointless post.

I know! I've got it! W.W.T.I.T. Wierdo With The Invisible Tabby. Nah.

Suggestions?

Gotta go shower.

Woot. FINALLY our TV died, so my parents got a new one, and we're getting the High Definision box installed on Tuesday and that's before Wednesday and that's before LOST and it's a SAWYER EPISODE! Gurumple!